Achievements are divided into three types and are distinguished by the icon:
green – no permadeath required
red – requires permadeath
floppy disk – requires a computer
Achievements are sorted alphabetically.
Drive 100 kilometres with Satsuma
Drive 1000 kilometres with Satsuma
Drive 1000 kilometres with Satsuma
Collect 1000 strawberries from the field
Complete level 20 in the game “Rapula“
Take the tractor (kekmet) and go to the Teimo store
Get over 34 points in the game “Sormileikki“
Break the glass in the Teimo store when it is open
Die with the Permadeath option enabled
Spend all days in prison without dying
Smoke 3 packs of cigarettes
Drink an entire beer case (24 bottles)
Catch the UKK fish in the game “Fishgame“
Pee into the radiator (it can’t be full)
During a police check, the breathalyzer must indicate 3.5% or more
Answer the phone during a thunderstorm (you must die to unlock the achievement)
Launch Global Rally Grand Prix 95 game and start your first race (this game doesn’t really work, but if you try to start a race you will get the achievement)
Show the middle finger of the driver of the green car when he drives home with you (must reach a speed of 90 km/h)
Complete the rally stage with a missing wheel and suspension element
On the island, use the sauna (you need to pour water on hot coals)
Drink a lot of alcohol
Complete the rally in second place
Complete the rally in first place
Fill the GIFU septic tank full (10,000 liters)
Complete the game “Ojasta Alkoon“
Survive 20 days in the game “Run the Gauntlet“
Pee on hot coal in the sauna
Break the glass in the Teimo store when it is night
Deliver groceries to grandma’s
Complete a drag race at the airport with less than 17 seconds
Serve 20 dishes correctly in the game “Grillisimulaattori“
Complete the rally on foot (you can’t keep anything in your hands, leave drink and food on the rally route)
Start the game with the Permadeath option turned off
Complete four levels in the game “Joulupukin Joulustressi“
Run satsuma for the first time
Get 3 coins on the machine (the bet must be set to 5mk)
Drive a moped to the store and enter the store
Catch a “siika” fish that weighs at least 2 kg
Take your grandmother’s to church on Sunday
Win a junior class rally
Buy everything from the parts catalog in the garage
Buy the lottery ticket in the Teimo store, if you win some money you will receive an achievement
Drink a lot of alcohol (until you pass out)
Drink a bottle of spirit (you must get blindness)
Get a negative result when inspecting your car
Sell Kilju to a drunk guy
Catch an exhibitionist when he reveals his coat with a reaction of 0.12 seconds or less (tip: fewer FPS positively affects the result)
Drink a booze
Achieve Pankkiiri rank in the game “Filosofiapeli”
Put the pink cover on the dashboard
Spend 2,000 MK in the Teimo store
Start the game with the Permadeath option turned on
Complete the game “Massacre“
At the Nappo Pub, win the biggest prize by playing a video poker machine
Pass the car inspection
Reach a speed of 200 km/h with Satsuma
Make Satsuma GT like in the picture in your room. You need GT parts (GT grill, GT center console, GT rims, GT steering wheel, GT rocket cover), GT PaintJob, front spoiler, rear ducktail spoiler, window grille, twin carburetors and RPM gauge
Find the truth in the game “World’s Man“
Complete the rally in third place
Smoke a cigarette while refueling
Finish the game and watch the end credits
Get a fine worth over 5000 MK
Die while riding with Kuski (standing under the dance pavilion on Saturday evening)
Show the middle finger of the driver of the green car when he drives home with you
Steal the machine from the pub
Drink your own urine (start peeing and look up)
Complete the game “Johnny F. Kemedy Racing Challenge“
Use the sauna (you need to pour water on the heated coals)
Pee on the electric device (it must electrocute you)
Drink a bottle of strong alcohol
In “Pieno” play the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa correctly – turn on “Pieno” and press on the keyboard: A, A, A, D, S, S, S, F, D, D, S, S, A
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